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The Bookkeepers for Misfits
You don’t fit a cookie-cutter mold — and neither do we. We clean up the chaos other firms run from, turning messy books into clarity without judgment, excuses, or fluff.
ABOUT US
How We Became MISFITS
We’re not here for the picture-perfect clients with color-coded spreadsheets. We’re here for the real misfits — the barbers and stylists buried in cash tips, the bar and restaurant owners grinding through late nights, the realtors sprinting from showing to showing, and the attorneys buried under compliance. Your books are messy, your time is short, and you need answers yesterday. We get it. That’s why we don’t waste time with corporate jargon or long lectures. We cut straight to the truth, clean up the chaos, and give you numbers you can actually use
With over 20 years in accounting and 7 years running our own firm, we’ve seen every kind of financial disaster — and we’ve fixed them all. While other accountants run from messy books, we run toward them. Why? Because behind every disaster, there’s a business worth saving. The numbers don’t lie, and neither do we. You need speed, clarity, and a no-bullshit partner who won’t leave you hanging. That’s MISFIT.
OUR SERVICES
What We Can Do For You
(Without the Bullshit)
No corporate fluff. No 40-page reports you’ll never read.
Just straight answers, fast turnaround, and books you can actually use.
Bookkeeping
Forget the lectures.
We don’t care if your receipts are crumpled in a shoebox or your QuickBooks is on life support.
We dive into the chaos and hand you back clean, tax-ready books. No bullshit ‘monthly summary’ that doesn’t mean anything. Just the truth about where your money’s going.
Example of No-Bullshit:
Other firms:
“Please upload everything neatly categorized into folders.”
Us:
“Hand us the mess. We’ll sort it out.”
Payroll
Payday shouldn’t give you ulcers.
We run payroll right the first time, file taxes on time, and keep the IRS off your back. No more excuses.
No more employees blowing up your phone asking where their check is. We fix tip chaos, overtime, contractors — all of it.
Example of No-Bullshit:
Other firms:
“You need to double-check hours before we process.”
Us:
“Send us the hours however you’ve got them — we’ll make it work.”
Tax Prep & Planning
Stop donating extra money to the IRS.
We keep you tax-ready year-round, find deductions you’ve been missing, and crush the yearly April panic.
No more ‘hope and pray’ tax prep. No more accountant lectures about what you should’ve done last year.
Just smart planning that saves you money now.
Example of No-Bullshit:
Other firms: “You should’ve tracked that expense last year.”
Us:
“We’ll fix the mess this year and make damn sure it doesn’t happen again.”
ABOUT US
Meet Our Lovely Team
Forget the stiff headshots and fake smiles. We’re not here to look “lovely” — we’re here to keep your business from drowning in chaos. Our team is made up of straight-shooting bookkeepers, payroll pros, and tax strategists who actually get what it’s like to run a small business. We don’t sugarcoat, we don’t drown you in jargon, and we sure as hell don’t waste your time.
At MISFIT, we’re the crew that thrives on messy books, last-minute payroll scrambles, and business owners who need answers yesterday. We clean it up, give it to you straight, and keep your finances moving so you can focus on running your shop, not babysitting spreadsheets.
Mike Vergara
Senior Accountant
"Look, I’ve seen it all — shoeboxes of receipts, QuickBooks set up by someone’s cousin, payroll so bad the IRS could use it as training material. I don’t care how messy it is. I’ll rip through the chaos, fix the numbers, and tell you the truth — even if it makes you uncomfortable. Sugarcoating doesn’t pay the bills. Straight numbers do."
Judy Darnell
Staff Bookkeeper
"I don’t care if your books look like they went through a paper shredder — I live for untangling financial disasters. I catch the mistakes other people miss, and I’m not shy about telling you where you’re screwing up. If you want someone to pat you on the back, look elsewhere. If you want clean, accurate numbers that won’t blow up at tax time, I’m your person."
Sammy Orcutt
Client Care
"I’m the first voice you hear, and trust me — I don’t waste time. If you’re calling, emailing, or dropping in with excuses, I’ll cut through the fluff and get you to the right person fast. Think of me as the traffic cop for chaos. No hold music, no corporate runaround — just straight answers and a clear path to getting your shit handled."
Ramiro Vergara
Payroll Specialists
"Your employees don’t want excuses, and neither do we. Payroll screwups piss people off fast — missed checks, bad withholdings, compliance nightmares. That’s where I step in. I don’t baby-sit bad processes, I bulldoze them. By 4 PM cutoff, payroll’s handled. Period. No whining, no bullshit — just paid employees and peace of mind."
TESTIMONIALS
What Our Clients Really Say
"Our books were a nightmare — cash drawers off, liquor missing, payroll chaos every week. MISFIT didn’t flinch. They cleaned it all up and now I finally know where the money’s going. First time in years I’m not dreading tax season."
— Alex R., Restaurant Owner
"Commissions come in waves. I was always broke one month and buried in taxes the next. MISFIT built me a system that actually makes sense for my income. They don’t waste time — they just get it done."
— James P., Realtor
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